Ugly Cunt Abbreviation / the late Ergernis.

I know what you think, what the fuck?!
About that, what’s this thing with people sayin’ fuck 20 times a day.. minimally, but when you see them being online (social networks, Windows Live Messenger and such being synchronized) there’s that sentence:
“I don’t give a f*ck!”

Like people would guess you’re talkin’ bout fick, which means exactly the same in German.
What I really dislike is that, people with Twitter are synched with Facebook. Because they post something on Twitter and you can read it @ Facebook, but some of them are just plain imbecile!
Posting the same joke/punchline/sentence at Facebook which they Tweeted already.

Anyways, back to the title:
A good friend simply used the term 'brb' well we all know what that means.
So then she came back and said  'bew' which means ben er weer which means I'm back.
and I didn't have a title for this weeks Ergernis but then she came with 'Lelijke kut afkorting'
Translated in English:
Ugly Cunt Abbreviation
So yeah.. that´s pretty much my amazing story..

MEANWHILE
Last week was ‘Autumn Half-Term’. (Just a week off from school.)
Took time to relax, experiment guitar playing, bought a few cd’s and dvd’s, did some homework, went to the pub and yesterday(Saturday) I was at a village which lies a few kilometers from Rotterdam. Just plain ol’ chilling and we basically sat on the sofa and talked/laughed and just relaxed and it feels good to just do that miles away from home. Around midnight I took the bus from village to town and suddenly a group of my age walk into the bus ‘cause they were going out and have fun. Well I guess there’s nothing wrong with that, except they were singing Dutch footballsongs and if you don’t know Dutch ‘anthems’. We’re a strange country. The stubborn Dutch eh.. chavs call Germans ‘Moffen’(which is a nickname we used to give to Nazi’s back in the war) but at the same time they love to sing songs like ‘And who won’t jump, And who won’t jump is a Jew.’ Figure this: 15 guys not even singing, SCREAMING those songs for like 20 minutes. If it weren’t for my patience a vein really could pop on my forehead. Then I headed towards the subway and walked home from ‘Beurs’ forgetting the message there was ‘Werk aan de metro’(Subway’s being worked on.) So there was basically added 10 minutes to walking home. And when I finally got home my parents thought I was a bit drunk but I only drank one glass of ‘Rosé’ which is light red wine for the summer.

In the news:
This week something I really missed on television finally returned: debates! Finally got to see politicians breaking eachother’s argument again! If you wanna know what I'm talking about just search Dutch politics.

Enough about this:
Last week I saw the awesome movies Inglorious Basterds, I love everything that involves nazi-killing. Especially when it's done the way Tarantino wants it.
Next to that I saw Full Metal Jacket for the first time and It's another lovely movie by Kubrick(you might know him from The Shining and my favourite: A Clockwork Orange

I watched ‘De Wereld Draait Door’, something I do daily but this time there was one wonderful fragment of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
His guest for the day was Barack Obama and if you watch this link



From 0:42 till 2:40, you’ll see some wonderful shit. In Holland we’ve got ‘Jensen!’ and we had ‘De nieuwe show` what all was based on TDS. I, as European recommend The Daily Show AND The Colbert Report for they are just awesome. Jon Stewart is leading ´The Rally to Restore Insanity´ the 30th of October. That´s all wanted to say ´bout him.

HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, enough with the positivity,

As you see this is a longer and double´Ergernis´


And I’m ending this one with a beautiful piece of words.
“I'm only waiting for the proper time to tell you
That it's impossible to get along with you
It's hard to look you in the face when we are talking
So it helps to have a mirror in the room

I've not been really looking forward to the performance
But there's my cue and there's a question on your face
Fortunately I have come across an answer
Which is go away
And do not leave a trace. ”
The White Stripes – There is no home for you here.


Oh and I’m killing the last deadline as we speak!

I’m off to the gym, I promise next week I’ll be faster.
Cheers!

I shall call it, the weekly Ergernis.

Ok, I've really had it.
Fuckin headache makes me feel like I'm just exploding without the boom.
When you've got vacation you think like; yeah, more time to sleep, well I wake up feeling I didn't sleep good whilst I sleep more than 8 hours
My back hurts, my eyes are feeling like there's some sort of crispy salt behind my eyes.
And no, I'm not sick or got a flu or sumthin like that.

I just need to go somewhere desolate, far away from society, I need to spend more time with friends and want to get that feeling of ´loving my life´ back.

I guess it´s true what they say ´Not seeing a good friend for a long time really can make you feel miserable.´ I know some people are like busy + working and going to school and stuff.

This sentence really contains my mood today: I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live.

To anyone who reads this, thank for taking a little time reading it.
And no I don't want to hear shit like 'I feel sorry for you'.

Next to my personal little dramatizing story;

I just simply love the Dutch word: Ergernis
Ergernis* is a kind of word which basically puts the meaning in it's intonation.
If someone's saying 'Ik erger mij dood aan ..' he/she's really saying that he/she's is very annoyed by something.

Well, I'm feeling 'Erger'-ed when it comes to society at the moment.
- The immigrantfactor in Europe is starting to get real serious,
- As you might have heard, there is a lawsuit going on against Geert Wilders whether he goes to jail for his 'freedom of speech'
- When you read or see the news it's drama all-over, that's a simple fact. But what I really Erger about is that the news is sometimes based on what someone tweeted.
Next to that: Facebook is uprising at the moment, I got meself a facebook keep interacted with family over the world and just for the like-ing of pages like 'Atheist Quote of the Day' and such things which simply gives nice quotes by philosophers, poëts, musicians and other artists or just members of the page. Anyway, when you take a walk in the city and you just look around you notice those big blue icons with the white f's in it. I think it's just weird, seeing a logo of a social network, I'm not sure what my opinion is about it, but I know it isn't good. Maybe Facebook should create an app like 'Whats your opinion? We obviously know it better than you since we share it all around the globe.'

Phew, it's been a long time since I made this kind of column.

Thanks for reading/careing/sharing/loving or anything like that.

*Translations for Ergernis.
nuisance (the ~), test (ww.), ordeal (the ~), testing (the ~), chagrin (the ~), annoyance (the ~), vexation (the ~), drag (ww.), irritation (the ~), pique (the ~), irritability (the ~)

Boredom, sleep, bye.

1. Last beverage: Cookie NOMNOM
2. Last phone call: Nick.
3. Last text message: Shilaan
4. Last song you listened to: Tiger Army - oogie boogie's song
5. Last time you cried - 7th of August

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Yes
7. Been cheated on?: Nope?
8. Kissed someone & regretted it?: Yes
9. Lost someone special?: Sort of
10. Been depressed?: kinda
11. Been drunk?: yup

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Dark purple
13. Black
14. Bloodred
[Lol, ]

THIS PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: Yes
16. Fallen out of love: nope
17. Laughed until you cried: plenty times
18. Met someone who changed you: ehh..?
19. Found out who your true friends were: Absolutely, positive etc.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: true
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Yep

TRUTH:
23. How many kids do you want to have: I think.. 2
24. Do you have any pets: Cats and dog
25. Do you want to change your name: well maybe my birthnames
26. What did you do for your last birthday: 18th bday party was kinda nice
27. What time did you wake up today: 08.00
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Wandering with my eyes closed..
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Vacation
30. Last time you saw your father: half an hour ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I don't know, LOVE?!
32. What are you listening to right now: Psychobilly.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes, he used to be my best friend.
34. What's getting on your nerves right now?: Nothing really..
36. What's your real name: Lorenzo Quint
37. Relationship Status: Single
38. Zodiac sign: Pisces
39. Male or female: Male
40. Primary School: Reconvalescentenschool
41. Middle School: Grafisch Lyceum VMBO
42. High school: Grafisch Lyceum MBO
43. Hair color: dark blonde
44. Long or short: Long
45. Height: 1.82
46. Do you have a crush on someone?: I never know.
47. What do you like about yourself?: My moles XD
48. Piercings: nope
49. Tattoos: No
50. Righty or lefty: Righty (or Mid-left)

FIRSTS :
51. First surgery: -
52. First piercing: /
53. First tattoo: -
54. First best friend: 4, Thom
55. First sport you joined: Taiji/Fitness
56. First pet: don´t remember.. Kobus?
57. First vacation: England
58. First concert: System Of A Down
59. First crush: became a good friend
60. First alcohol drink: Beer

RIGHT NOW:
61. Eating : No
62. Drinking: No
63. I'm about to: Sleep.
64. Listening to: Psychobilly
65. Waiting for: vacation
YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids?: Yes
67. Want to get married?: Absolutely
68. Careers in mind?: musician, graphic artist
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE SEX OF YOUR CHOOSING?
69. Lips or eyes: Lips
70. Hugs or kisses: Kisses
71. Shorter or taller: ehm, smaller or same length
72. Older or Younger: doesn't matter
73. Romantic or spontaneous: both
74. Nice stomach or nice arms: Both
75. Tattoos or piercings: doesn´t matter
77. Hook-up or relationship: Relationships I guess?
78. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER :
79. Kissed a stranger: No
80. Drank hard liquor : Yup
81. Lost glasses/contacts : No
82. Sex on first date : NO
83. Broken someone's heart : Dunno
84. Had your own heart broken : plenty´o times
85. Been arrested? : No
86. Turned someone down: Yes
87. Cried when someone died: Yes
88. Liked a friend that is a girl?: Yeah


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself: Myeah
90. Miracles: Yes
91. Love at first sight: Yes
92. Heaven: ehm
93. Santa Claus: No
94. Kissing on the first date?: Yes
95. Angels: No

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
96. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: kind of
97. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?: No
98. Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: Yes
99. What's the one thing you cannot live without?: Family, friends and love
100. Who is the most awesome kid ever?: There are more than one

Audioslave - Like a stone.

This is a song which kinda describes my mood at the moment.. :(



On a coweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was lost in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we want to go

In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll wait for you there
Alone

And on my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there you led me on

In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll wait for you there
Alone, alone

And on I read
Until the day was gone
And I sat in regret
Of all the things I've done
For all that I've blessed
And all that I've wronged
In dreams until my death
I will wander on

In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll wait for you there
Alone, alone