I know what you think, what the fuck?!
About that, what’s this thing with people sayin’ fuck 20 times a day.. minimally, but when you see them being online (social networks, Windows Live Messenger and such being synchronized) there’s that sentence:
“I don’t give a f*ck!”
Like people would guess you’re talkin’ bout fick, which means exactly the same in German.
What I really dislike is that, people with Twitter are synched with Facebook. Because they post something on Twitter and you can read it @ Facebook, but some of them are just plain imbecile!
Posting the same joke/punchline/sentence at Facebook which they Tweeted already.
Anyways, back to the title:
A good friend simply used the term 'brb' well we all know what that means.
So then she came back and said 'bew' which means ben er weer which means I'm back.
and I didn't have a title for this weeks Ergernis but then she came with 'Lelijke kut afkorting'
Translated in English:
Ugly Cunt Abbreviation
So yeah.. that´s pretty much my amazing story..
MEANWHILE
Last week was ‘Autumn Half-Term’. (Just a week off from school.)
Took time to relax, experiment guitar playing, bought a few cd’s and dvd’s, did some homework, went to the pub and yesterday(Saturday) I was at a village which lies a few kilometers from Rotterdam. Just plain ol’ chilling and we basically sat on the sofa and talked/laughed and just relaxed and it feels good to just do that miles away from home. Around midnight I took the bus from village to town and suddenly a group of my age walk into the bus ‘cause they were going out and have fun. Well I guess there’s nothing wrong with that, except they were singing Dutch footballsongs and if you don’t know Dutch ‘anthems’. We’re a strange country. The stubborn Dutch eh.. chavs call Germans ‘Moffen’(which is a nickname we used to give to Nazi’s back in the war) but at the same time they love to sing songs like ‘And who won’t jump, And who won’t jump is a Jew.’ Figure this: 15 guys not even singing, SCREAMING those songs for like 20 minutes. If it weren’t for my patience a vein really could pop on my forehead. Then I headed towards the subway and walked home from ‘Beurs’ forgetting the message there was ‘Werk aan de metro’(Subway’s being worked on.) So there was basically added 10 minutes to walking home. And when I finally got home my parents thought I was a bit drunk but I only drank one glass of ‘Rosé’ which is light red wine for the summer.
In the news:
This week something I really missed on television finally returned: debates! Finally got to see politicians breaking eachother’s argument again! If you wanna know what I'm talking about just search Dutch politics.
Enough about this:
Last week I saw the awesome movies Inglorious Basterds, I love everything that involves nazi-killing. Especially when it's done the way Tarantino wants it.
Next to that I saw Full Metal Jacket for the first time and It's another lovely movie by Kubrick(you might know him from The Shining and my favourite: A Clockwork Orange
I watched ‘De Wereld Draait Door’, something I do daily but this time there was one wonderful fragment of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
His guest for the day was Barack Obama and if you watch this link
From 0:42 till 2:40, you’ll see some wonderful shit. In Holland we’ve got ‘Jensen!’ and we had ‘De nieuwe show` what all was based on TDS. I, as European recommend The Daily Show AND The Colbert Report for they are just awesome. Jon Stewart is leading ´The Rally to Restore Insanity´ the 30th of October. That´s all wanted to say ´bout him.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, enough with the positivity,
As you see this is a longer and double´Ergernis´
And I’m ending this one with a beautiful piece of words.
“I'm only waiting for the proper time to tell you
That it's impossible to get along with you
It's hard to look you in the face when we are talking
So it helps to have a mirror in the room
I've not been really looking forward to the performance
But there's my cue and there's a question on your face
Fortunately I have come across an answer
Which is go away
And do not leave a trace. ”
The White Stripes – There is no home for you here.
Oh and I’m killing the last deadline as we speak!
I’m off to the gym, I promise next week I’ll be faster.
Cheers!
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